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Reverend Hornibastard and his fecund woman appear likely to relocate again after only a little over two years back in Indonesia . The possibility of yet another relocation is not particularly welcome but, with the size of the... more

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Hornbastard - "By His Stickiness Shall Ye Know Him"

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I am a simple guy who believes that we only get to go around once in life. With that in mind, I think it is better to lead a wild, "no-holes-barred" approach to life than to live shackled by the chains of chastity, surely the most unnatural of all human sexual perversions. Besides, if Jesus died for our sins, dare we render his martyrdom meaningless by failing to commit any?

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Four Women I'd Do for a Song

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Shakira: I actually don’t care much for most of Shakira’s music. This particular number (Arabic Ojosas) done in conjunction with Tarkan, a Turkish musician is fantastic. I think Shakira ought to do more work like... more

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epistling wrote today at 3:18 PM

it's all a box of chocolates

epistling wrote on Aug 17

Let us know how things are on the home front!

katsblog wrote on Aug 14

Thnaks for visiting and leaving your mark! LOL.. have a good one!

katsblog wrote on Aug 13

stopped over from Barb's site to have a look-see... veddy interesting! I'm likin' it! :-)

epistling wrote on Aug 8

Best laugh of the day... going down in the annals of bathroom lore!

barb4sun wrote on Aug 7

Blondes do have more fun! Thanks for stopping by. Barb was right. You have an interesting site and life! Just wait till those new additions arrive. Happy blogging!

janaland wrote on Aug 6

Thank you, Rev. Horni. I'd choose to not paint if my walls looked the same too! I liked the photo lots -- reminded me of moss on trees in the forest.

Hope the Missus is feeling good!

laurielulu wrote on Aug 5

Did you say throb? Shall I feign again? Amateur or pro we're all nekkie........

laurielulu wrote on Aug 5

(rolls eyes) whatever.........you just did all THAT for dramatic intent. I would feign a puritanical swoon, but I'm in the throws of a battle to my own open mindedness about nudity on a friend's page (i'm pro nudity btw). So in keeping with that......slurp.

epistling wrote on Aug 4

Pants on fire!

epistling wrote on Aug 3

I just read 99% of your postings... all the while Frank did plumbing. I was told to stay away from the gushing waters that he created in the wall. Hope you and the Mrs. + the babies in uteri are enjoying the pool and all the other accouterments.

epistling wrote on Jul 25

I saw you do that!